Sensible shoes.

I had a date last night. Please try to contain your excitement/surprise/shock/confusion. This was a Match date. Let’s call him Vermont. I’m not feeling so creative with the nicknames this afternoon. More importantly, I had to get DRESSED for a date last night. Did I mention it was like 20 degrees outside? Ugh. Choosing an … Continue reading »

What’s that smell?

It’s me. You know why? I went tanning. I know, I know. I KNOW. Many have heard me denounce tanning beds as evil vessels of UV rays, and have seen me scoff at the oddly brown girls who hang out at tanning salons – although I do think there should be some sort of “last … Continue reading »

Oil.

I just got off the phone with the oil company, trying to understand their mysterious and complex filling and billing system… or maybe it’s just mysterious to me, since I’ve never had to deal with anything besides central heat & air. First of all, they just come by and fill up whenever. There’s no schedule. … Continue reading »